General Questions

Name: Mona Love.

Age: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Sex: Self.

Sign: Stop.

Education: Does it matter?

Occupation: Dating guru.

Personal Favorites

Travel destination: Chanel.

Quote: Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you’re not.

Form of Art or Artist: The One Formerly Known As.

Historical Activist: Joan of Arc.  She was butch-a-licious.

Excuse: I don’t like you.

Pick up line: “Would you like to go to dinner?…”  As if I eat.

Form of exercise: Shopping in stilettos.

Actress: Audrey Hepburn.

Movie: Valley of the Dolls.

TV show: The Hills….LC, you rock!

Music: Love it.

Book: Vogue.

Smell: Vanilla.

Fashion Favorites

Name three things you can’t leave the house without: Lipgloss, cellphone, and a fabulous look on my face.

What is the predominate color in your closet?: Black, white and yellow.

What is in your purse right now?: A datebook, lipgloss, and a hairclip for a quick, Hepburn updo.

What is your favorite type of shoe?: Louis Vuitton.

Type of underwear?: Lacey boyshorts.

Favorite Designer?: Prada

Misc. questions

Why should we read your stories? Duh?

What do you consider sexy? Me, Monday through Sunday.

Do you believe in love at first sight? For them.

Which of your five senses is most important to you?  Tito.  I didn’t know they changed their name.

What is your proudest moment? Being born

Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.

What is your number one secret weapon?  If I told you it wouldn’t be a secret.

What’s your favorite color? My hair with fresh highlights.

What kind of car do you drive? Limo.  But it drives me.

Do you think chivalry is dead?  Well, I guess gold made a comeback.

Number one weakness? Anything made from chivalry.